Thursday, November 19, 2009

Advice Column

Dear Reader,
You told me that you really want to get into shape but your aren't sure if you have time too. Well first of all you will always have time. When you get home you should sit down and get some homework done. Afterwards you might have some free time between dinner maybe. You could sit down and watch television, or you could get on the floor and take five or so minutes to do some ab work. You will at least have time to take five to ten minutes to do something like that just to work on your abs or maybe to tighten up your legs. Right before bed you can probably do this, and even after you get out of the shower. Also to get a good workout maybe jog for about twenty to thirty minutes two to three times a week. Whether it's around your neighborhood or just up and back down your street. There are little things you can do everyday to build up strength and tone up your muscles. Also try to do at least an hour of cardio each week for greater results.
~ Kayley

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Horoscopes

Aquarius – You got a lot of candy for Halloween but don’t go crazy over it. Your stomach can only hold so much. Also watch out money may be coming into your near future.


Taurus – Whenever you get in trouble with your parents they usually let you off easy. This time you won’t be so lucky. You are going to do something really stupid and get into a lot of trouble.


Gemini – Nowadays iTunes is making songs that you want to buy $1.29. This upsets you because you can not live without your music. Just go out and buy a gift card instead of using your parent’s credit card.


Sagittarius – When life hits you hard you fight back. This is usually your motto in life. When you get hit really hard though you may think that it’s time to give up, but keep your head up.


Virgo – When you are around your friends you tease them. Usually this is only to them to everyone else you are a very nice person. Lately though they have been getting fed up with this, so lay off a bit.


Leo – Everyone is always saying how nice you are. Sometimes you hate this, because you don’t always want to be considered nice. Don’t go crazy and do something stupid to prove a point though.


Scorpio – Recently you have been distracted by things. Usually in class you daydream and look out the window. This usually works for you but I think you should change that style of life to something more productive.


Taurus – When winter sports start up you are unsure if you actually want to do one. Relook all your choices and then pick one. This will help you get into shape for all the spring sports.


Pisces – For the rest of the year you are going to try to pull your grades up and get back privileges that you previously lost. Don't throw yourself into it too much or you might forget about your social life.


Aries – Nowadays you like to hang out with your friends all the time. This results in missing homework and missing projects.


Cancer – When you get into trouble with your mom or dad you usually just blow it off and move on. Although your mom wants you to learn your lesson you just think that it was a mistake and no one cares, so you blow it off.


Libra – After all of your project are done for the marking period you want to relax and kick up your feet. This is a bad idea because you will totally forget about one important thing that you have to do. Just rush and try to buy some extra time.


Capricorn – As soon as you get a good report card you will celebrate with your family. Don't ask for much because times are probably difficult and they can't afford expensive stuff in these times.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Halloween Horoscopes

Aquarius – This week is going to be very stressful. You have to remind yourself that there are more important things in life than what people think of you. But don’t become a mean and rude person.

Taurus – People are always nice to you. This might change, but it will be your fault. You will be trying to make people like you so much that they will just start to not like you at all.

Gemini – Yay!!! Halloween is coming up so soon. You are so excited that your house is decked out in lots of decorations. Also you already have a big bowl of candy already sitting by your front door.

Sagittarius – sometimes you consider yourself as a loner. This is because your friends with a couple of people and most of the time you are just so reserved. Well soon this will change you will show everyone how friendly you are and friends will come pouring in.

Virgo – Go make your Halloween costume right now. This is because you will be going out and a lot of other people won’t. This means that all the old people that bought candy will be dumping it into your bag

Leo – You don’t think you will be going out this Halloween. All this will change since your friends will make you go. Don’t try to bring everyone else down because you aren’t having fun. Instead just keep your opinion to yourself.

Scorpio – The next time you try to pick a fight think twice. This is because the person you might try to do this with will kick your butt. You sometimes don’t think too well about your actions.

Taurus – Most of the time you’re a creative person. This will help you make a great Halloween costume. This year you will definitely be tempted to go out and buy a costume but instead rethink this. More people will appreciate it if you don’t.

Pisces – When you decide to go out for mischief night don’t make a lot of trouble. This is because you never know who is around the corner.

Aries – You are also going out for mischief night. When you go out with your friends you guys are usually crazy. But don’t get too crazy and get arrested.

Cancer – For Halloween you should definitely be a cat. A lot of people are being that for Halloween but don’t mind them your costume will be so much better then theirs.

Libra – When you are faced with a difficult situation you usually know how to handle it. Although one time you might accidentally slip up and cause even a bigger problem between you and someone else.

Capricorn – You are a very friendly person. This will benefit you on Halloween because all the old people will give you tons of candy. And of course the moms that are handing out kids while watching Halloween movies.

And more horoscopes

Aquarius – Halloween is coming up soon so go out and get your costume. You should dress up as something amazingly awesome.

Taurus – You are a very good friend and you love to help out others. This is because you just have a great personality. This would be a good time to share your happiness with everyone else.

Gemini – This week you are going to have a stressful time. There is a lot going on for you this week and you’re worried. So when it comes time to take a test grab a stress ball and take five seconds to chill out.

Sagittarius – Usually you are an upbeat person. You are always dancing and singing. At a point in the near future you are going to be using these talents to help you out. Just make sure you are always warmed up you don’t want to pull anything.

Virgo – Since you woke up the other morning you were having a bad time. Nothing was going right for you. This will all change in about five minutes.

Leo – Everyone is being weird to you lately. There may not be a cause at all; it could just be because of you. Talk to your friends and ask them how their life is going. This could rekindle things and your life will be back on track.

Scorpio – When bad things come your way you have to jump aside quickly. This means that you should probably try to avoid these things. So when someone tries to pick a fight just walk away. And when you ruin your favorite shirt just brush it off and keep moving on.

Taurus – Love may be coming into your life shortly. This means that someone new is going to show you great amounts of love. Don’t dive headfirst into this sort of thing. Take it slow and get the feel of how this person fits into your life.

Pisces – When there is a party you are always there. Everyone would definitely describe you as a big people person. You have so many friends you can’t count them all, but watch out partying might eventually get you into heaps of trouble.

Aries – You love food! Soon you will be going to a party with lots of food. But don’t stuff your face so fast because it could result in a bad stomachache this time.

Cancer – Of course everyone knows that Halloween is coming up very soon. You think that everyone will appreciate a creative costume more than a showy flashy one. This is very true, no one wants to see too much exposure of skin.

Libra – Violence is definitely not the answer. In the near future you may think that it is because there seems to be a fight that might occur. Then you will want to use violence to solve it but don’t. WALK AWAY !!!

Capricorn – Nowadays you are in-between friends. They are fighting and you have to be the middle man, or girl. This stinks for you because you have to hear their constant fighting. Don’t try to help out, let them work this out by themselves.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

more horoscopes

Aquarius – This week is a great week for you. You will find a dollar. Eat a big piece of chocolate cake. And best of all you get to do a fun project.

Taurus – You are a very wise person, even though you don’t look it. This is a plus sometimes. Then the other times it stinks because people can’t take you seriously at all. Just remind people that you do know things and that you matter too.

Gemini – Now would be a good time to start shopping. All the new styles are coming out and you want to refresh your wardrobe. Although you are low in cash you will come upon some very soon.

Sagittarius – There are very few things that interest you lately. This is just a result of your laziness. Well, get up and go do something. You will find that this something will catch your interest and you will throw yourself headfirst into it.

Virgo – You are a very musical person. You can read music, and you are just capable of everything relating to music, like memorizing lyrics. This will help you out in the early future.

Leo – You are a very resourceful person. You can come up with ideas very fast. This is helpful in sticky situations. This week make sure you are at attention and then you will overcome what is coming your way.

Scorpio – When you find out a secret you are usually good at keeping it to yourself. This is helpful to your friends. This might change, you could accidentally let out a secret and this could ruin a valuable friendship.

Taurus – Lately your friend has been acting weird. You will soon find out the answer to your wondering. Your friend may have leaked a secret to someone. Just forgive if you want to, but this is going to be a big secret.

Pisces – You are a very active person. Sometimes though you like to procrastinate. This won’t help because you have to complete a project really soon. After the project is over you will have plenty of time to relax and take it easy.

Aries – Since you are a loving person you will find someone as loving as you. This will be an excitement for you. Since you and this person will have so much in common. Also you will become great friends in a small amount of time.

Cancer – Nowadays you are very good at keeping to yourself. You have always been a little more reserved but now you are going to break out of your shell. This will open up new opportunities for you, also new friends.

Libra – You don’t usually make a lot of mistakes but when you do you will punish yourself. Instead of doing this take you’re anger out on something like a stress ball. Also don’t beat yourself up too much since soon everyone will forget about it and move on.
Capricorn – Not everyone is a dreamer. You are though. You like to daydream and to wander off in class. You are very positive and are always living in the moment and saying all the good things that will happen.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Horoscopes :]

Aquarius – Watch out this month you may be getting annoyed by a laser pointer. Just shake it off. Or you could beat up the kid that is bothering you. Of course I am kidding. Violence is not the answer

Pisces – The fall is coming up and the weather will change. Which will change peoples moods. They might start to feel cranky and mad a lot. Keep your head up and move on with your life.

Gemini – Soon you will come across a great sum of money. Don’t go crazy and spend it all at one time. It might be a good idea to invest it in your future. Also if a friend comes along asking for money then reject them.

Aries – You are a ninja and only you know this. You cannot reveal your secret to anyone or the world will fall in ruins. Also make sure to buy a new ninja costume. Yours will soon be ripped to shreds. That’s all.

Taurus – This month might bring you misfortune. These are just the occasional bumps in the road. One of these bumps will happen to be a huge pothole though. Just patch up the damage and move on though.

Sagittarius – This is your month. You will have a great month. It’s October and the fall is a glorious time. Let the season’s color’s inspire you to change up your wardrobe a little. The fall colors will look good for you.

Cancer- So far school has been going good for you. You have always had straight A’s and B’s. When you get a bad grade for once you parents won’t be happy at all. The good thing is that the punishment won’t be too harsh.

Leo – When you face some difficult times in your life you will want to go cry. This is the most obvious thing to do. Well in my opinion you should face these problems head on. This will hopefully resolve these problems.

Virgo – You will be getting presents soon. Be excited because you won’t get presents for awhile after this. Also be very grateful for them since these things don’t come often. Well you should always be grateful.

Capricorn – You’re a lover!! You love everyone and everything. This month though you might turn into a hater. You will face some tough times and get stressed out about it. Don’t worry soon your loving persona will return to you.

Libra – The book fair is coming to your school. This is good for you because you love books. Even if you don’t you should buy one. You might be surprised, but this book will teach you many things.

Scorpio – Meow. Watch out because this month could bring tragedy. Like your cat dieing. I might be wrong but it could happen. Although this is bad it might open up some new opportunities for you.